Thursday 5 May 2016

Dons Fans Vote For Someone Crap.

As with Londoners everywhere the fans of AFC Wimbledon go to the polls today knowing that any victorious candidate be it, Sadiq Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!! or Zak Goldenpalace will probably give just as much as a shit about their planning application for a return to the Wombles spiritual home in Plough Lane as the last mayor, Bojo The Clown.

Bojo famously, pulled in the the dons planning application for a new stadium on Plough Lane claiming 'There was no logical reason for doing so but i thought it would make everyone laugh'

Zak Goldenpalace being mates with Bojo The Clown is expected to give as much of a fuck as his  conspirator colleague leaving Dons fans and the footballing world in general baffled as to why AFC Wimbledon are still being used as a political football.
AFC Wimbledon disguised as political football.

Voting for for Sadiq Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!! isn't expected to raise much hope for the Dons faithful either as he's due to start a eugenics war shortly after taking the mayorship of London. Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!! is also well known for wanting more affordable housing on the New Plough Lane site, not understanding that football is so much more important than being concerned about where poor people live.

As with every other election there is widespread expectation that the few hippies left in London will vote Green in the blind hope that it'll all be ok in the end and that the former neo-nazi parties will unite behind UKIP still under the delusion that it's respectable to be racist because Britain has a 'Conservative' government.

When asked who he voted for on exiting the polling station internet blagger, Rancidbarfly replied 'i've had a bit of a night on the lash so i'm not really sure....the Star trek villain, i think...' before stumbling off home to sweat out some more alcohol.

One thing all Londoners can agree on this polling day; at least the only trump we have to put up with is the one after a plate of baked beans.